Seen and Heard

I took advantage of my love of people-watching the last week and also what I overheard in conversations. This is a list of the top 6 most amusing ones.

6. "He got a Caesar Salad at the airport, and it looked like he put on white lipstick. I had to pretend not to notice."


5. "I think I just heard every bodily function in the past 5 seconds"

4. Naked cowboy, step back! This is the ever aging and not shameless naked cowGIRL.

3. This man not only paints himself silver and talks to himself, he carries around his luggage, pretends to be a statue, and when he talks, is actually not very nice.


Annnd he forgot to paint the back of his neck. Perfection.





2. "This is the only place where a 40 year old can do the walk of shame and it's totally normal."


1. Last but not least... this one is by far my favorite. We went to a festival on Governor's Island and there was an art show. One room was dedicated to this naked barbie and her journey as the last person on Earth. I enjoy how she is just chilling with the monkey here. So casual.